hey nope--chucktesta

WHAT KIND OF SEEDY, PISS-STAINED SHIT-HIVE DID YOU BRING ME TO?  THERE’S A FUCKING PAIL ON THE TABLE, FOR FUCK’S SAKE.  YOU CALL THIS A HONEYMOON?  YOU INFINITE ASSHOLES COULDN’T EVEN WAIT TIL WE GOT TO THE GODDAMN BED TO- EGBERT WHAT THE BULGE-BLISTERING FUCK ARE YOU DOING

relax, princess.  the bucket is just for the complementary champagne.

yeah!  and i just thought you looked pretty uncomfortable, is all.  that dress must be pretty… constricting.  can’t be good for your blood pressure!  ;B

WHAT THE FUCK IS CHAMPAGNE

and then they had wild, beautiful sex all over the penthouse of the ritz forever.

unfortunately, i did not realize until i was pretty much finished drawing this that we are going to need a third person to help us act this one out, nope-chucktesta.  my bad.